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“Good day victim. My name is Blackdoor82. I know harry123 is your pass word.”
“Farts!”
Dat dus. Eigenlijk wil ik een ander woord schreeuwen dat ook met ‘F’ begint. Er lopen hier echter kinder-oren rond en die probeer ik toch enigszins tegen mama’s uitbarstingen te beschermen. Met schrik om het hart lees ik verder.
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“More important, I know your another secret.If you were more scrutiny while playing with yourself, I wouldn\’t write dis massage. I don\’t think that playing with yourself is very awful, but when all colleagues, relatives and friends get video of it- it is unpleasant for u. I adjusted malisious soft on a web-site for adults (with porn) which was visited by you. When the object tap on a play button, device begins recording the screen and all cameras on ur device begins working. Moreover, soft make a dedicated desktop supplied with keylogger function from the system , so I was able to save all contacts from ur e-mail, massengers and other social networks.”
[Wie ís deze idioot?!?]
“I think that 3500 usd is pretty enough for this little misstep. I made a split screen vid(records from screen (u have interesting tastes ) and camera ohh… its funny AF)
So its your choice, if u want me to erase ur disgrace use my bitсоin wаllet аddrеss:AiMuhsleezybasturdAnDScammingIzmYmiddleName
You have one day after opening my message, I put the special tracking pixel in it, so when you open I will see. If ya want me to show u the proofs, reply on this letter and I will send my creation to five contacts that I\’ve got from ur contacts. Don’t waste my time and yours by replying to this email. Just pay. Don’t be fullish.
P.S. You are able to complain to police, but I don\’t think that they can solve ur problem, the investigation will last for one year- I\’m from Ukraine – so I dgf lmao.”
Dgf lmao? Wat is dat?
Ik overweeg even mijn oudste telg – specialist in sms-afkortingen – te vragen wat dit betekent, maar zie hier vanaf. In plaats daarvan begin ik te tikken.
“Good day to you, Blackdoor82 aka filthy piece of sunshine, too bad you found out about me. I’ve read your email with great interest. At first I felt slightly intimidated (and perhaps I do watch porn indeed…), but then I got so distracted by your spelling and grammar mistakes, that I didn’t catch the message itself. Therefore, I took the liberty to correct them. Also, I added some tips for people on how to transfer bitcoins. Coz hey, even I didn’t have a clue!
For this service I charge you the amount of 3.500 USD. That’s a real bargain! I guess that makes us even then.
So, incredible wanker of a person (M/F), lousy Ukrainian ****head, please do stuff your email up your *** ( <- aka Backdoor).
(Please do NOT reply to this email. I won’t even bother to look at your email as I couldn’t care less about your thoughts.)
Yours truly,
Merel
Ps. Harry123 is both the name of my ex (a very, very angry muscle man) and an old password of his. Both have become invalid and can be used and/or abused at will. Go bother him, will ya?
PS 2: Ja ik weet inmiddels dat ‘LMAO’ Laughing My Ass Off betekent, en ‘DGF’ zoiets als “Don’t Give (a) Fuck”. Dus bij deze, Mr. Blackdoor: DGF back at you!
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